Happy Valentine's Day from your favorite trashy broads! Janine discusses an album she can no longer enjoy after a bad breakup: Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! (2006) from Hellogoodbye. Really, though, she should have seen the breakup coming from a mile away, considering it was developed on the sketchy early internet dating site eSPIN the Bottle.

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