This week on Five Aside, the boys break down a weekend where Haaland dragged City back into the title race all by himself, pure chaos turned into cold efficiency. Arsenal kept their calm control as Rice bossed Burnley, while Caicedo ran Chelsea’s midfield like he owned North London. As the Rice v Caicedo debate rages on, some are convinced Casemiro deserves a seat at that same table. Amorim’s Red Devils keep flirting with brilliance and disaster, Liverpool’s spark might actually be back, and over in Europe, Xabi Alonso’s Madrid and Kompany’s Bayern are making domination look routine. It’s football, flair, and foolish optimism, just another day at Five Aside.