As a new NFL season begins ... the life of two-time loser John McCain comes to an end, and the Carnage crew half mourns at half mast - but are cheered up by one of the greatest speeches in American History. All this PLUS The Journalism school of This American Carnage DOT Edu (which we are legally required to mention is not an accredited university) unveils a special report on the state of American Football and academics that fantasy fans can’t afford to miss on a new THIS AMERICAN CARNAGE!