The Instagram algorithm showed me an ad for Halloween 4 sweatpants, and it sent me down a healthy spiral of self reflection. 

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Halloween 4 Sweatpants: Evil on Two Legs text - https://storythingpod.com/halloween-4-sweatpants-evil-on-two-legs/

Music:

Viktor Van River - Follow (https://blocsonic.com/artist/viktor-van-river)

Simpler Thieves - Mondays (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/327)

Isaac Joel - Carnica (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/84)

Falls - Hunter (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/257)

C da 76er - Tunnel Vision (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)