The Rewind or Die crew dives into Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) — the Halloween movie without Michael Myers but with killer commercials, cursed masks, Tom Atkins, and enough shamrock-shake chaos to melt your TV. And somehow, it’s the one that makes the most sense in 2025.

This week, Adam, Jeff, and Steve break down John Carpenter’s weirdest sequel — a corporate horror fever dream of apocalyptic TV mind control, ancient druids, and pure ‘80s madness. Along the way: the rise of Tom Atkins as a hard-drinking hero, a detour through Uncle O’Grimacey’s lost Shamrock Shake commercial, and the eternal question — can you really steal Stonehenge?

It’s the ultimate cult-horror redemption episode: chaotic, nostalgic, and mint-flavored.

Turn it off? Not a chance.