Breaking news! “Halloween Kills” premiered and (while we weren’t invited to the premiere) we can’t wait to share our experiences with this journey.  We heap praise on Kyle Richards’ performance, lament that Judy Greer is still in a Christmas sweater, and harbor jealousy that Jamie Lee Curtis got to act while horizontal.  “Halloween Kills” is a movie no one could have predicted and as a result we all reap the rewards.

Please (we beg of you) watch the movie before listening as we can’t be held liable for spoilers.