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Katie and Bridget become witches (not bitches) as they re-watch the Disney Channel Original Movie: Halloweentown! It's a movie all about how lying to your children about their spooky heritage will result in them running away, sneaking onto buses, and disrupting the townspeople's day to day lives with their human bullshit! Come along as we meet older sister Marnie, a girl who is like Katie in the sense that she loves the spoops and she's full of SASS; her brother Dylan, who sadly does not get electrocuted on a fence ala Jurassic Park in this movie; and younger sister Sophie, who is the strongest witch of them all and just give the girl a damn cookie already. They get swept up into Halloweentown shenanigans alongside their grandma (who really has the coolest bag ever) while trying to stop the evil dark force terrorizing the town. SPOILER ALERT: The terror is really chocolate bar - aka Kalabar! Will their family be able to hum the perfect harmony to defeat the evil? Is Luke really the worst 12 year felon there ever was!? Released in 1998, it most notably stars the late Debbie Reynolds herself!