This week on Late For Changeover, the FAA tells SpaceX to cool its jets—literally—with permission to launch just one Falcon 9. (Somewhere, Elon’s eye is twitching.) Then it’s off to Schriever Space Force Base, where troops are bringing their own Tupperware because apparently the chow hall missed the memo about providing food and the things to eat it with. Peak Space Force news, folks.

We also get into the absolute madness faced by Vietnam vets who were unknowingly dosed with nerve agents and hallucinogens (because why not test that on your own people?) and are still fighting for their back pay. Then, it’s time for some of the finest military dark humor you probably shouldn’t laugh at—but absolutely will. And finally, we salute Alvin York, the WWI legend who went full solo-op and wiped out a German machine gun battalion on October 8, 1918. It's war stories, bad decisions, bureaucratic brilliance, and a whole lot of News for Vets—served with sarcasm and zero filter.