This week: Oh gosh, a whole bunch. Abdication, coronation, cryptic exposition, a splintered timeline, more cryptic exposition, and a bunch of self-trolling (and troll-trolling) paradoxical Pesterlogs. Pages 3508 to 3568. There’s also: This nudibranch* (hee) that totally does look like PM. The sweet animation introducing us to splintered-timeline-Dave’s Land. (Find the jam on Bandcamp here.) The other sweet animation in which Jack Noir gets his usurping on. (Find this jam on Bandcamp, too.) Postgame of Thrones, which we keep talking about because it is a good podcast about Game of Thrones *Alex apologizes for conflating sea cucumbers with sea slugs. Hamometer reading: 20.39% complete. 40.34% of the way to [S] Cascade! Next week: Mostly, we recap the Year 1 Recap. Also John goes through a gate (and doesn’t die this time.) The trolls troll each other IRL. Pages 3569 to 3619. Ask us questions on Tumblr or Twitter! Find us on Libsyn or in the iTunes store! Your hosts are renowned dog liker and wordsmith Alex (Tumblr, Twitter) and professional amateur sky photographer Lydia (Tumblr, Twitter). Homestuck, as always, is created by Andrew Hussie. Hamometer created using Honorless’ generator. Intro music: “Showtime (Original Mix)” - Malcolm Brown.Outro music: “Showtime (Piano Refrain)” - Malcolm Brown, arr. & performed by Kevin Regamey.