This week: Karkat and John have their River Song moment. John is unimpressed by Vriska's spider schtick. Terezi and Karkat get to keysmashing. Meanwhile, Kanaya connects the dots about Rose. Pages 4526 to 4592. Hamometer reading: An amazingly round 34.00% complete. An amazingly greater-than-two-thirds 67.26% to [S] Cascade! Next week: The origin of the Dave-Terezi partnership. Dave engages in speculation. Everybody gets a Moment with their sprite. Pages 4593 to 4687. Questions? Give us a mention on Twitter (@hamsteakpodcast) or send an ask to hamsteakpodcast.tumblr.com! Listen from the iTunes store or at hamsteakpodcast.libsyn.com! Your hosts are portmanteau connoiseur Alex (leafcrunch on tumblr, @crunchleaf on twitter) and notorious cloud-gawker Lydia (brickchip on both). Homestuck, as always, is created by Andrew Hussie. You can read it for free at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ . Intro music is “Showtime (Original Mix)”, by Malcolm Brown. Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, also by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. Both are on the album "Homestuck vol. 1-4", available to listen and download on Bandcamp.