This week: Rose is approaching her premature timeline blackout; Kanaya is beginning to think she's dangerous. Dave and Terezi catalyze their own friendship via time paradox. Vriska is a big creep who goes all heart-eyes for sweaty aliens. Pages 4593 to 4687. Hamometer reading: ...you guys, we read it wrong last week. But it's ok because this week we really DID finally pass the 1/3 mark! 34.00% complete, 67.26% of the way to Cascade! Next week: Karkat wakes up and has a weird time. Jade wakes up and has a way, way, way weirder time. 3x poignant sprite farewell combo. Dave takes a nap. Pages 4688 to 4750. Questions? Give us a mention on Twitter (@hamsteakpodcast) or send an ask to hamsteakpodcast.tumblr.com! Listen from the iTunes store or at hamsteakpodcast.libsyn.com! Your hosts are portmanteau connoiseur Alex (leafcrunch on tumblr, @crunchleaf on twitter) and notorious cloud-gawker Lydia (brickchip on both). Homestuck, as always, is created by Andrew Hussie. You can read it for free at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ . Intro music is “Showtime (Original Mix)”, by Malcolm Brown. Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, also by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. Both are on the album "Homestuck vol. 1-4", available to listen and download on Bandcamp.