Did Hancock somehow break up the “The Byrd’s”?  What is Hancock’s obsession with shoving people’s heads up other people’s asses?  Where is Jason Batemen’s blood goatee?  Why are penises called piss pumps in this movie?  If you remove a mans hands does it cure him of Parkinson’s?  Is Charlize Theron the one true Jesus Christ?  Finally John Connor gets his payback for ripping Bowen in our “Super Snooper” episode.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison