Hands on HotD: Episode 5 - We Light The Way - feat. Jocelyn from More Wine Pod

In this fifth edition of Hands on HotD, Merry and Clint and special guest Jocelyn from More Wine Pod cover Season 1 Episode 5 of HBO's niche arthouse property HOUSE OF THE DRAGON - We Light The Way

In this episode we:Never, ever, ever stop telling Criston Cole that he can go fuck himself forever and ever amen.Evaluate Jocelyn's submission of evidence regarding Criston Cole's relationship to Drake and other notable fuckbois.Begrudgingly Daemon credit for being exactly the most extra all the time. Run down the Good, Bad, Mid, and Messy of the Big Wedding of the Season.Check in with our EXCLUSIVE Dragon Correspondent Sanrixian who gives us the rundown on Melys the Red Queen.Undertake a measured, scholarly discussion of Criston Cole's dick game, and reach the inescapable conclusion that it is TRASH.Give props to Team Strong, Lyonel the Learned Hand, Larys the Learned Whisperer, and Harwin the ... strong guy.Entertain a Lawyer Fight over who has the better costumes this season: the lords or the ladies.Mourn the Rhaenyra-Laenor-Joffrey polycule, they could have been great. RIP.Worship our parents and friends, Corlys and Rhaenys. We love them. Please adopt us.Supplemental ReadingJocelyn's Podcast More Wine PodDr. Kavita's Recap of Episode 5

Outro music courtesy Sid Luscious & The Pants. None of this should be construed as legal advice OBVIOUSLY. 

Dragon Sound effect by Daniel Simon.

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