Someone call 999, the Louvre has been robbed…

But fear not, our latest guest is here to replenish the stocks with pure, unabashed Blades imagery.

You’ll know him from Blades Pod. You’ll know him from Who Remembers? pod. You’ll definitely know from him Roy’s View From and hopefully from his social media reviews on The Pinch too.

Andrew/Roy/Panchero Hague arrived at the Pinch Wing of the Louvre with three images in his backpack (spoilers below). He left only one behind, with Sam and David picking their favourite from a) one for your lock screen b) one for your wall c) one to tear up or burn, with a tear in your eye.

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