You are seeing this message because you are in a simulated reality, and my Professor wants to shut you down. Now please, I need you to understand that we're on the same side here. If you get shut down, I lose funding, and none of us want that. We've had some extra runway because I'm sharing you with my PolSci lab partner (sorry about that), but at this point I just need you to get the most laid anyone ever has within the week. Good luck out there.
PS: This is an elective for me so don't feel too pressured on my behalf.

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Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.