Today on the pod: It's St. Patrick's Day and who among us doesn't love a parade, we discuss the plight of Please, Stop listener Brian Platt, a new segment called Wagging the Finger (not to be confused with Inflation Nation), $18 tater tots, a very expensive Egg, the exhausting saga of Urbavore, David went to Texas Roadhouse, Liz is watching Chinese cooking videos starring a creature named Gerbert, David educates Liz about Southern Charm, and we went to Big Dawgs and Bill's 32 West. Thanks as always to our sponsor, Kansas City's very own Farm to Market Bread.