Welcome back to HSF&A! On this week’s episode we discuss the Costco cult, or we think it is anyways 😂 Ali’s sister had a baby and it’s been so fun becoming an aunt and uncle again! We’ve been watching the new season of Prehistoric Planet and thinking about what if humans gave birth to eggs like dinosaurs did 😂 We also shared some of your grievances with your partner that you would never speak out loud to them. Some of these were brutal but hilarious! Have you been to Disneyland Jail? We did a bit of a deep dive and even read a story from a celebrity who has been there! Thanks so much for listening :)

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Welcome back to HSF&A! On this week’s episode we discuss different accents from around the world & share some HILARIOUSLY TERRIFYING stories of the reasons people got “the ick”! BTW, can we please stop calling strangers pet names? We are still NBA playoff obsessed & the origins of “spill the tea”. Bryan romanticizes his life & Ali does not & we divulge the purpose of our “finstas”. We also give a little glimpse into the origins of our relationship & how Ali would not let Bryan kiss her before he committed to her! Hope you enjoyed this episode! Thanks so much for listening :)

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Surprise! We decided to record a bonus episode this week after the EXPLOSIVE Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Finale that aired last night. The #Scandoval has finally broken on air and we have lots of thoughts. Does Tom Sandoval regret his actions or is he just sorry he got caught? Does Raquel Leviss understand the weight of her decision to betray her best friend? Are we finally seeing past the lovable golden retriever act Tom Schwartz has put on for years? What we can say for sure is we are still 100% #TeamAriana after last night’s episode. Watching Ariana Maddix so articulately rip Sandoval to shreds with her words was gold & the way Katie Maloney & Scheanna Shay pushed their issues aside to have their friend’s back was admirable. And somehow James Kennedy still had us giggling during the most dramatic episode of reality television in existence. We hope you enjoyed our very thorough dissection of Bravo history in the making!

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HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY to the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! First things first, we want to thank YOU for listening in for a whole year! We so appreciate the support - we have so much fun making these episodes for you! This week we discuss what we’ve learned after podcasting a whole year and of course, since this is a sports podcast we give some very insightful takes on the NBA playoffs. The Joker (the NBA player version) is just AMAZING. We are his number one fans mainly because we don’t even understand how he is so good. Are you someone who takes risks with food expiration dates? Bryan does not but Ali takes it to a whole extreme. We also give a very educated breakdown on what it takes to be a big wave surfer because we’re on season 2 of 100 Foot Wave. If you haven’t watched it, you MUST. Speaking of great TV, the Pump Rules finale is on tonight & Ali hasn’t stopped thinking about it for days. Bryan is just as excited. Not really but he will be watching tonight too. Lastly, Bryan has an interesting conspiracy theory about dentist/orthodontists being in cahoots. Hope you enjoyed this very random episode and once again, thank you for a year of listening to HSF&A!

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Welcome back to an all new episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! Okay.. are T Swift & Matty Healy of The 1975 dating!? We break down all the hot goss surrounding this rumor and have come to the conclusion that it’s either true love, a big troll or publicity because they’re writing music together. Either way, Ali is heavily invested and Bryan is too by proxy because it’s the only thing Ali thinks about. We are still somehow NBA playoff obsessed and we don’t think the obsession is leaving any time soon. Also, did you think Trader Joe’s carried “healthier” food than other grocery stores or are we just dumb? Regardless, TJ’s has some BOMB steak and seasonings and we know we’re late to the party but better late than ever. We love you Trader Joe’s. We finish off the podcast with our delicious quesadilla recipe that is so easy but you must try it! Hope you enjoyed episode 52!

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Welcome back to an all new episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! Bryan clarifies what type of DJ he would like to be - & no, he won’t be DJing your wedding.. not that you even asked but just putting it out there. Bryan overhears a Sugar Ray song in a show Ali was watching & it turns his day from bad to worse. & we realize how disturbing the lyrics in the first verse are. Speaking of weird lyrics, we also discuss the lyrics in certain songs that make zero sense & for some reason we’re all okay with it? We get into our proposal story & watching NBA games - does that make us cool? Ali has a pride problem - she doesn’t like participating in activities she’s not good at especially if she has an audience. Have you watched Jury Duty or BEEF!? If not, stop everything you’re doing now & watch! We hope you enjoy this episode!

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Welcome back to an all new episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! This week, Bryan discusses how he wishes he had enough time in his work schedule to be a DJ. Poor little Gryffin has a double ear infection & for some reason, his meds smell like maple syrup? Speaking of smells, certain ones create an emotional disturbance for Bryan. We also discuss product packaging annoyances & Ali gives all the men out there who don’t take care of themselves the most SIMPLE skincare routine. Men need self care too. Nobody wants a crusty face. Ali talks about how she’s too emotionally invested in her shows & books - can you relate? & finally we’ve learned to be adults & clean our house once a week. Took a little too long to learn this but hey, we’re here now! We hope you enjoy this silly little episode!

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AM Skincare Routine:

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3. Sunscreen + Moisturizer - https://rstyle.me/+WWoqcfznogJApxTs5pT5sA

PM Skincare Routine:

1. Face wash for Dry/Normal Skin - https://rstyle.me/+Sb6csO6VVHG7bhbYhMo9lA

OR

1. Face wash for Oily/Normal Skin - https://rstyle.me/+BJ3GF7eWrMg0OjvbVJXLow

2. Retinol Face Serum - https://rstyle.me/+2Qj6K4XTvA-vVWCHtKpwcA

3. PM Facial Moisturizing Lotion - https://rstyle.me/+OOIzEiEampD9SoQ6vL8kGQ

Welcome back to an all new episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! This week we’re giving you all our thoughts on Coachella weekend 1. We didn’t go, but we still have thoughts. Bryan takes us down memory lane & shares his deep v neck progression. We somehow found ourselves heavily invested in some professional sports events this weekend while hosting Bryan’s parents at our house. We hope you enjoy this ultra chatty episode!

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Welcome back to a very FILTHY episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! This weekend, we found ourselves in Tucson for a work trip that was interesting to say the least. To start, we’re 99.9% sure we slept in a bed that hadn’t been laundered & apparently it was too much to ask housekeeping to give us clean sheets. Also experienced Mount Lemmon like never before & had the most awkward interaction with a server while eating dinner on the last night. Do servers normally tell you to be safe on your way out or did this dude think we were about to drive home tipsy? Spoiler alert, we walked back to our hotel - we would NEVER. We hope you enjoy this episode!

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Welcome back to the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! Today we are giving you all our thoughts on the Trump indictment and completely unrelated but Ali’s “tear release valve” busted wide open today. Thankfully with a little hug from Bryan and a doughnut, she was all dried up in a flash. We discuss our hatred for the wind and the silly things producers feel like they have to include in our favorite reality shows. FULLY COMMIT TO THE BIT, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. Lastly we beg of our country, can we all please listen to each other? Can we just have intelligent, unheated conversations? Oh yeah, and let’s stop taking away people’s rights thanks so much. But we’re not a political podcast. Okay that’s it. Thanks for listening - we hope you enjoy!

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