SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: This episode has no educational value, no plot whatsoever and will make very little sense to the average listener. Side effects may include confusion and/or wet panties. Consult your doctor dammit!!!

Directions Adults 18 and over: Partake of chosen herb. Wait 15 minutes. Turn on this podcast. Your results may vary but we promise it’s GENIUS!!!

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