George Washington was a president. He had a birthday. Abraham Lincoln showed up and did the exact same thing. Now we celebrate their birthdays in the most American way possible, 3 day sales events at RC Willey. Capitalism is shedding a single tear and could not be more proud. 

Anyway, I also go over aging, matinee concerts and just ramble for a while. I enjoyed this one because I mainly just goofed off. 

If you hated it, write me an overly personal email at : [email protected]

Gracias