More than 4 decades, might be halfway
Around the Milky way, for another birthday
From Mumbai to subways, from San Jose to Monterey
Let me tell you what happened, in Bend this Saturday

I was invited to play, around the world ping / pong
Everybody laughin and singin, all my favorite songs
I musta slipped quick, defending the title,
Now I’m holdin my chin, as she checks my vitals

Hit the floor with my face, like I just met Tyson,
They were ready, band aids, time to get the ice-in
Get to ER, they said I need stitches,
My lips are swollen, like Will Smith in Hitched

A little bit of pain with a moan in my dome,
Next day all good tho, time for tramp zone!
All of us jumpin, flippin and sweatin’
No thoughts for nothin, except the present

So many presents 
all my wishes came true,
All these peaks are white
snow made its debut!