Hey unicorn friends and lovers! Welcome to another exciting COVID-19 Unicorn Special Report! And by ’special’ I mean, not much is going on… BUT I did have a couple of recent quarantine-encounters with a very sexy Latina lady, so you’ll hear all about that. Plus, Snuggly Dave and I talk about our new Coronavirus Lifestyles…it won’t exactly blow your earbuds off, but it is what it is! Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son.

And always remember…Enthusiastic consent is sexy, but until this pandemic passes, please keep your mask on and your hands six feet away from my lady parts! ;-)