Happy 2021. Everything reset at midnight, right? Oh, wait.

It's like nothing has changed.

We deal with the breaking news about the English lockdown, caused by the British Virus. And, of course, you completely missed the move to Tier 4 - why aren't you keeping up?

There's an update on the regulations around sex and dating. And speculation about dogging.

Where are we with the US election? Phylecia gives us the latest news on that and hypothesises on where we'll be in a few weeks' time.

So, the 'happy' relates to whether you have shares in pharmaceuticals and the 'new' relates to the new problems you'll experience in 2021.

Happy effing new year!