Lindsay Lohan is a sexy influencer who gets SKIING AMNESIA. She meets a ne’er do well widower. Is it love? Or just a lot of Christmas decorations? Find out!

Welcome to A Castle for Christmas! We are back! The Christmas doesn’t come in until about an hour into the movie so it’s kind of a slow burn, but enjoy Scotland and Cary Elwes and Brooke Shields! Happy holidays!

Vanessa Hudgens is back as our favorite princesses! Watch the love unfold and enfold us all!

Laura and Brett, who’ve forgotten a lot about the medieval period, guide us through a time-traveling narrative and love story!

This Christmas romance classic features Christina Milian as a woman who has to decide between her boyfriend from a snowglobe village and an architect. The snowglobe guy is tall so it’s hard to choose. Note: Milian is in a second snowglobe movie called A Snowglobe Christmas that we will cover another time.

Laura and Brett, for reasons unknown, decide to watch the magical 1997 film Titanic and discuss love, redemption, and whether they could successfully save one another with an axe

Laura and Brett dive into a quaint New England villgescape where Dickinsonian sadness looms, as do romance, ice festivals, and MUCH FESTOONING. This episode includes the word cenotaph, unlike most podcast episodes.

Abbey and Laura are pleasantly surprised to find a hint of Poirot in the new Netflix film that concludes the trilogy for our times, The Christmas Prince

Brett and Laura return to a Walgreens-sponsored holiday tale (another 2005 gem) in which two columnists are forced to be together by the machinations of plot. Contains kitten.

Welcome to Season Two! Tonight, Brett and Laura watch Love Surreal, about a woman from 2005 whose imaginary boyfriend threatens her future romances. Enjoy plenty of Office references, a Borders, and memento mori.