My fellow Americans, Happy Fourth of July!! Today, we celebrate the greatest country in the entire world: The United States of America. It is crucial—seemingly more now than ever—to honor this great country and be proud of what it means to be American. Before the celebrations begin, I wanted to sit down behind the mic to talk about what makes this country so great— including why it is imperative to ignore the “Negative Nancy” critics of America, why “Land AND Opportunity” makes this country a beautiful place to live, and why it is essential to embrace the motto “Proud to Be An American.” Thanks for tuning in, folks! Make today’s celebration a good one for America!

I do not own the rights to the intro and outro music; it is being used purely for entertainment.

Source: "Team America: World Police" soundtrack