Cheers to this edition of Happy Hour! In the US we do not value the importance of massage. My girlfriend’s trip to the salon is one step away from 50 Shades. And the best massage of my life came from a prisoner and I’m happy to support prisoner reform.

Some might see her as a bad mom, but I see hope. And speaking of babies, 40 year-olds need to stop teaching sex education. The latest program for my teen boys is NEVER going to persuade my boys not to have sex, so I have my own way of teaching them.