Welcome to the debut of The Miscreants! Buckle in, pour a large whisky and calm your pants as your host Scott Taylor is joined this week by Boris and Tiny, talking about the change in US politics, how trying to spear your wife into a wall gets you some sexy time, how defecating in your kitchen will horrify your wife and a listener asks what animals we might find sexy.

All this and much more on tonights Miscreant Show!