No matter what mistakes you might have made on New Years Eve, at least you're not Mariah Carey. Welcome to a brand new year, wigs! This week we explain how 2016 devoured our "best of" episode, talk ourselves out of attending Coachella, explain how Yelp is the biggest troll of them all and try to uncover whether or not Lindsay secretly texts during movies (it seems like she does). Buckle up, bitches! 2017's got moves you've never seen (Yes, that's a My Best Friend's Wedding reference).