Hard Mark Podcast

We're back at it again to watch the Battle of the Billionaires! Donald Trump's pick of Bobby Lashley will face off against Vince McMahon's choice of the Samoan Savage, Umaga. The losing billionaire will have their head shaved bald! Will the threat of losing their hair garner some empathy from Ryan?

Ryan's Record: 55 wins, 40 losses, 2 draws

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Today on the program we discuss Erik's recent mattress purchase, his recent YMCA visit, and Ryan ranks minor disabilities.

And for this episode's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches Mr. America take a lie detector test at the behest of the evil Vince McMahon.

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Here we are, watching a legendarily brutal match between Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle as he takes on Shane McMahon in a street fight! Tailbones will be cracked, glass will be shattered, but will it be enough to win over Ryan's heart?

Ryan's Record: 54 wins, 40 losses, 2 draws

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We're battling through our post-Olympic haze to discuss Ryan's fitness pledge, Erik suggests Ryan's love of cats is seeded in fear, and Ryan ranks the events of the pentathlon.

And for this episode's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches as Vince McMahon announces that he's purchased WCW, but will anyone else have a say in the matter?

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We're back to watch not just one, but two matches today! First, Ryan is introduced to the unstoppable Goldberg as he takes on the Mortal Kombat-inspired Glacier, which leads us to our main course as Goldberg vies for the United States championship against the grunge cult leader Raven.

Ryan's Record: 52 wins, 40 losses, 2 draws

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The fellas are back during the dog days of summer to discuss Ryan's recent pants accident, his experience at seeing Blink-182, and various other bits of chitter chatter before Ryan ranks prominent billionaires.

And for this episode's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches the shocking WCW debut of the Shockmaster!

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We've got ourselves a big'un as The Rock defends the WWF Championship against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in the main event of WrestleMania X7! Ryan's allegiance is put to the test as two of his favorites go to war!

Ryan's Record: 52 wins, 39 losses, 2 draws

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In the first in-person Rumpus Time in a loooooong time, your two favorite good Lutheran boys discuss tithing, Ryan ranks the most popular fetishes of some he's previously lived in/fantasized about living in.

And for this episode's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches "Stone Cold" Steve Austin give The Corporation a beer bath!

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The boys are back live in beautiful Washington state! To get Ryan's sea legs back, we're easing into some smooth Intercontinental Title action as Chris Jericho with Chyna in his corner defends against the Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!

Ryan's Record: 51 wins, 39 losses, 2 draws

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In a real hum dinger of a program, we have a big announcement of where Ryan will be taking his talents to moving forward, as well as a ranking of things that weigh 250 lbs. It sounds boring, it turns out much better than expected.

And to close it out, Ryan is introduced to the legendary WWF debut of Chris Jericho!

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