Hey y'all!

We know you've been waiting a little longer than usual today to venture into the chamber and hear what ridiculous things come out of our mouths (much the same way as Salazar's giant face spews out our favorite basilisk)

Honestly though, children (and ghosts!) are being attacked at a school where you have a myriad of wizards and witches capable of intense magic, and you don't think it's a good idea to warn their parental figures that these kids are in grave danger? But no, our priorities lie with lying to children and parents alike, and reprimanding the youth for flying a car into a prissy tree because their only transport TO the school was blocked.

Aaaanyways, enjoy the rest of this journey into the bowels of the castle!

P.S. If anyone tells you to follow the spiders: don't.