Hey Y'all,

At the end of year six, the Golden Trio decided they would not be returning to Hogwarts. Instead, they would be traversing the entirety of the UK, looking for Voldemort's scattered horcruxes, in hopes of weakening and defeating him. While this is a very noble act, and bless Hermione for thinking ahead and packing the essentials, why/how did the Muggle not think to pack food in that enchanted bag of hers? She packed a tent, she packed clothes, and first aid, and books, but no food? C'mon...

Anyways, we spend the first hour running amuck in the Ministry of Magic where, mind you, the entrance is flushing yourself down a toilet, and the rest of our time on a camping trip that far exceeds my willingness to go without steady shelter and indoor plumbing.

Let's get this wild show on the road and see how our heroes try to find and destroy things they have absolutely no leads on. At all. None. Zilch.