Hey y'all!

We're back and finishing up our sixth year at Hogwarts, a school that needs some serious changes in its child safety regulations. Speaking of safety regulations, a funeral memorial for a giant spider that tried to EAT Harry, Ron, and their Ford Anglia, while the two supervising adults (and I use that term loosely) get smashed, is a little sus. Meanwhile, Harry is high as a kite and could have very possibly OD'd on Liquid Luck because he drank the whole thing without researching how this liquid works. Is it in doses? Is it supposed to be taken in one gulp? When he "pretended" to add some Felix Felicis in Ron's drink before Quidditch try-outs, he put in a few drops. What is the correct dosage? Why did Hermione not scour every book and resource for the answer? Clearly we have some major concerns. Again: see lack of child safety regulations.

P.S. If I have to hear Lavender Brown call Ron, "Won-won" one more time, I may actually puke. While Ron and Lavender may not be the worst of the relationships in this series, they are definitely the most annoying; at least Lavender is.