Hey Y'all!

Welcome back as we enter year 5 at Hogwarts. We've survived Voldemort as a brain tumor on the back of Quirrel's head; a giant snake that can kill you if you look at its eyes; time traveling and aiding an escaped prisoner; and Europe's child endangerment ring approved by participating countries. Now, we will see if we can survive not bleeding to death during detention for having the audacity to breathe in front of, as Misty so eloquently put it, "If you could take the American Education System and turn it into a person, you would get Umbridge".

P.S.

The beginning of this episode takes so many turns, it left me dizzy. But in the best sense.

"Our dream was dead before we hit elementary school."

'We had no hope. Gen Z is the insanity that they are because they never had any hope'