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Outlander returns to Starz this Friday, 6/16 and thus we return to your feeds from our similarly haphazard and only vaguely explicable hiatus. Now we know you all have heard our feelings about Outlander since we basically haven't published any other shows since the last season, so we decided we'd switch it up this time and once again attempt to teach Kirstie how brackets work to determine the best Outlander Theme Song. We've got greatest hits such as Scotland (Penny Whistle's Version), The One With The Man, and many others. Join us for a surprise plot twist that no one but Kelsey (and anyone who saw the seeds for the bracket) saw coming, and find out which Outlander Theme Song is the One True Theme song.

Thanks to the music and influence of Celine Dion we are returning to your feeds at long last! After waiting actual years, we've been blessed with TWO trailers for the Sam Heughan - Pryanka Chopra - Celine Dion romantic comedy Love Again and we are READY folks. We'll be back in earnest later this spring but in the meantime please enjoy this bonus ep!

We're back to shout about one of our favorite things to shout about: Outlander! We're sharing the things we loved, hated, and loved to hate about Outlander Season 6 (MARK ME, we loved more things than we hated?). From the season that brought us such metaphors as THE-STORM-THE-WAR, we were also given gifts like the Benjamin Moore Outlander collection, throuple plots, justice for Fergus, and Matthew B Roberts' PR exit. Did we need season 6? No. Are were here now? Yes. So pour yourself a giant G&T and enjoy recapping with us!

Like grandma-starved wolves from the moon, we are descending from the abyss to grace your sound space with an episode of our podcast. We are debrieifing the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest and spoiler alert this is a pro Subwoolfer/anti sad boy ballad podcast.

If we can't have Mamma Mia 3 (yet), we CAN have sequined jumpsuits and blush wine and The Lost City. We went to the movies, together, in-person! to see this film and we're here to report that the Rom Com is alive and well in the year of our lord 2022!

Scan your boarding pass and remove your shoes because this week are are taking our newfound Infrastructure obession to the skies with Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. What started as an ode to our mom Julie Walter's quickly evolved into a love deeper than the baggage department under terminal 2 of Heathrow. This sleeper hit has it all from mundane workplace victories, to crime sniffing dogs and our favorite Heathrow employee, Demi.

Outlander Season 6 is finally here! Join us for our preview of the season, a little time travel, and our thoughts on the season premiere. While we can count the never-ending cold open among the things we lost in France, we've got some positives in there too, like Emmy-worthy crazy eyes acting and what promises to be our drinking game this season, sniffing out the essence of Tequila Sam wherever we can (10/10 would purchase that fragrance???). Anyway, we're happy to be back on the Ridge, even if there's glass in the windows.

Say Yes to the RomCom Renaissance! We are here with JLo/Peacocks new romcom Marry Me and not only do we have some feelings about it but we have feelings about the American Song Contest, planes, the hotness of various Wilson brothers, and a variety of other topics. We're all just here to have a good fun time.

It's everyone's favorite way to kick off a new year, only one month late! Pilot Palooza is back folks, and we've drafted six pilots to catch ourselves up on the 2021 tv discourse: All Creatures Great and Small, We Are Lady Parts, The Sex Lives of College Girls, Reservation Dogs, Euphoria, and Maid. Spoiler alert: they all slap (with one notable exception - bet you can't guess!).

Its our favorite show of the year! We are here once again with the only award show you really need this year, the Really Fucking Good Television Award Show for Nice People Only, where only good television and nice people are allowed. This year features an unprecedented amount of asses, assless chaps, Barenaked Ladies, sex puns and trains. There are plenty of twists and turns, from our favorite Canadian, to our most Romantical Moments, to the who is truly the Hottest and Tallest man of 2021. Next up is Pilot Palooza!!

Links:

• Episode 159 | The 2020 Really F*cking Good Television Award Show for Nice People Only