Connor Fenton is on trial. His crime? Openly disliking Harry Potter. Prosecutor Ben Cotton dissects the case, investigating the effect this will have on his 20 year friendship with Connor.

The suspect is cross-examined with Potter quizzes (kind of) and memory tests (kind of).

Will he be found guilty and sent to the sorcerer's slammer, or will friendship prevail and will this Potter-themed proceeding be put to bed?

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