Following the October 22nd 2025 recording, classified documentation:

“they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates”

Below is a detailed log of events that explains how this supernatural multi-dimensional transmission is believed to have occurred and how it was recorded…

Incident Report: Anomalous Meteorological Event “Multidimensional Breach During Hurricane Melissa Genesis” –  Compiled from recovered audio logs, satellite telemetry, and Ryan’s personal workstation (Atlanta, GA). Timestamp: 03:14 UTC, 23 October 2025. --- PRE-EVENT Hurricane Melissa formed off the Yucatán on 23 October, an unremarkable Category 2 with 105 mph winds. NHC advisories noted “unusual low-level rotation signatures” but attributed them to wind shear. What meteorologists missed: the storm’s eye aligned perfectly with two terrestrial broadcast nodes. - Node Alpha: WQXZ-FM tower, Fort Lauderdale,  Florida. Callsign repurposed by underground collective “Garbage Juice Podcast” for nightly 3-hour transmissions (22:00–01:00 EST). - Node Beta: Abandoned WATL-TV mast, Loring Heights, Atlanta. Same podcast, same hosts, simulcast via encrypted mesh. The show’s signature: 19 Hz infrasound layered beneath garage-rock and conspiracy rants. Listeners reported “ear worms that taste like copper.” Ryan, a 49-year-old Podcastman and systems admin, ran a spectrum analyzer on the stream. He noticed the 19 Hz carrier modulated with prime-number pulses—triangulation coordinates. --- EVENT SEQUENCE (reconstructed from Ryan’s screen-capture, 4K 60 fps) T-00:00:00 Melissa’s eye wall brushes Marathon. Lightning strikes the WQXZ tower exactly 666 times in 11 minutes. Ryan’s chat explodes: “THEY’RE PINGING SOMETHING.” T-00:07:42 Atlanta mast lights up. Garbage Juice hosts—voices distorted, speaking backward—chant a 7-second phrase in pre-Mayan glyphs (later translated: “The juice is the key. The storm is the door.”) T-00:11:11 Ryan’s desktop wallpaper rips. A vertical slit of green-black fire bisects his dual monitors. Through it: a hurricane inside a hurricane, but the inner storm spins clockwise—against Earth’s Coriolis. T-00:12:30 The slit widens. Ryan’s webcam captures: 1. A 1957 Plymouth Fury emerging from the portal, license plate “DEAD-77,” dripping liquid vinyl. 2. A second portal layer: Victorian London, but the Thames runs upward into a sky of brass gears. 3. A third layer: pure static, shaped like screaming mouths. T-00:13:13 Audio from Garbage Juice feed syncs with Melissa’s 300 mph gusts. The infrasound triples—57 Hz. Ryan’s studio windows invert, glass becoming liquid mercury that pools on the ceiling. T-00:14:00 Portal stabilizes into a perfect equilateral triangle: - Vertex 1: Fort Lauderdale tower (now a obsidian spire). - Vertex 2: Atlanta mast (now a femur bone wrapped in copper wire). - Vertex 3: Melissa’s eye (a pupil of molten gold, 40 miles wide). Ryan’s final log, typed as his keyboard melts: > “they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates” --- POST-EVENT Melissa dissipated at 06:00 EST, but the triangle remains. Satellite imagery shows three permanent low-pressure voids at the vertices. Garbage Juice went dark—except for a single 0.3-second burst at 19 Hz, every hour, on the hour. Ryan’s computer? Still running. Task Manager lists a process: UNDERWORLD_GATEWAY.exe – CPU: 666% – RAM: ∞ FEMA’s classified memo ends with: > “Do not approach the vertices. Do not stream the podcast. Do not say the juice’s name.”

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