This week’s special Halloween episode is brought to you by pure mischief, caffeine, and the unrelenting crunch of Mischa’s ASMR debut (yes, she starts the show AND demands booty scratches throughout — union rules or something).

Lauren and Courtney dive headfirst — and possibly headless — into The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, where they bravely mispronounce approximately 73% of the words (because let’s be honest, we can barely pronounce the ones we do know). Somewhere between “Ichabod Crane” and “is it pronounced ‘Van Tassel’ or ‘Van Tussle’?,” chaos reigns supreme.

Then we get witchy with The Origin of Halloween — Lauren’s favorite holiday and her entire year-round aesthetic. Expect history, hauntings, and maybe a few questionable attempts at Irish pronunciation (you’ve been warned).

And finally… to pumpkin, or not to pumpkin? That is the question. Do we embrace the basic-ass-bitch vibes or rebel against the PSL machine? Spoiler alert: both hosts are not that basic… but we’re definitely lighting a candle that smells like “Witch’s Breath & Regret.”

👻 Tune in for laughs, lore, and linguistic crimes — because nothing says Halloween like chaos in stereo.