A slightly shorter episode this week since we're starting Lent! And what of those penances and ash crosses? Catholic grandmas to the rescue, things you should give up, Catholic books we wish didn't exist, and a saint who never burdened anyone with penances he wouldn't do himself.

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Music composed and performed by Quthbert https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBwFf1VCLiCeKxT_vz4WvmA"