As the saga of "The Corrupt Leading The Blind" continues to unfold in the US, Rudy Giuliani excels at being a pile of human garbage. Britney Spears pleads with a judge to allow her to remove an IUD and free her from other acts of subjugation at the hands of her father. Charlotte is secretly a motherfucking ninja (WOAH INDESTRUCTIBLE!) Mandi continues to get punched in the face for a paycheck.