Aloha!  Bonjou!  ..........how the hell do you say hello in Maine?................."nice lobsta ya got there!"............I don't fail gracefully...

We got 3 more states were gonna fuck up for ya right here.  No, not there......HERE.....  No....go left....up....down.......your OTHER left.......you know what?  fuck it.  Enjoy the dam show.

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