My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

He is Not My Son.... He is My Enemy...


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The shit bag ragtag gang of ruptured assholes that is Jimbo and the wrecking crew have just possibly destroyed another "friends" life and relationship because, and here is the not surprising, kicker...they lied to an innocent person about lil ol me... Jimbo and the broken assholes, maybe that will be the name of their prison altrock band led by the no talent POS or Satan's Reject Tessa the Terrible who will have another position in prison as the executioner for death row inmates. She won't be administering the lethal injection but rather singing Cold Play songs until the poor inmates self implodes or spontaneously combust after several agonizing hours. Life in prison will be jammed packed much like the fellas assholes and mouths with male rooster, I mean, richard, or let's just say other inmates penises. Also, for those whom have yet to figure it out not only do I like recording there idiots to prove my innocence and earn my freedom but I truly love writing these episode descriptions. Any chance Hollywood could use another talentless writer to make surprisingly successful television shows... Maybe Fox is hiring? By that I mean Meagan Fox, because not only is she foxy, but I would literally do whatever she required of her personal slave, I mean servant...or personal assistant.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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