Airplanes, probably the most important transportation vehicle known to man. Taking us from one side of the world to another, and making our ears feel inside out for the rest of our vacation. Why on god's green earth did they attach these wonderful machines inside such unholy places? Airports, Hades on earth. Where laws are forgotten and the slightest movement will get you searched in the TSA. Like Jurassic Park, but instead of a T-Rex, it's a customs officer. This episode we begin to talk about Airports/Airplanes, our thoughts on various aspects of them, and our experiences within their hallowed halls. Join us in this episode, but make sure you take your shoes off, and you fasten your seatbelts for the takeoff.