Episode 1: “Heads, Shoulders, Knees… and Guillotines: Why the Big Guys Should Watch Their Necks”

Welcome to the maiden voyage of The Guillotine Routine! In our very first episode, we’re bringing the blade down on two power players who’ve made headlines—and not for all the right reasons. We’ll dissect Justice Clarence Thomas’s financial foxtrot with dark money, while also peeking into Elon “Eli” Musk’s ever-expanding empire of private infrastructure (because who needs public oversight, anyway?). Get ready for sharp commentary, bold takes, and more than a few guillotine puns as we slice through spin and call out the big wigs who think they’re untouchable. Buckle up, folks—heads might roll!