Do you wanna dump someone, but don't know how? Neither do we..... so this week we talk flaking out, ending things over text vs in person, and whether honesty is the best policy.
Get ready to hear every excuse in the book for cutting ties with some...

Heartbreak Hotel

It's a bloody jungle out there.

Dating can SUCK.. and boy have we got some stories for you!

Join us, Carly Bowyer and Eliza Paschke as we tackle this dating journey together…  to find out if the perfect match is actually out there - or if we’re searching for a mythical creature that doesn’t exist. 

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Find out why Carly’s so triggered by this question, and get some great tips for being badass in the bedroom. Ain’t nobody got time for big talkers and pompous performers! We are delighted to learn about the “Mike Classic”, and bring him up to speed on starfishing. Eliza gets emotional over what’s hands down the greatest TV show ever created, plus we debate whether best friends should become lovers. And our brave listeners dish up some doozies for us this week….. we hear about pooping on partners and flogging dead horses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You Whack In The Sack?

Our special guest NZ MAFS star Sam Levi is in the hot seat this week. He gives the goss on his blossoming romance with an Aussie MAFS man. Enjoy the clusterf*^k that is our breast milk taste challenge….. someone chunders!!
Smutty subject alert, with butterflying, docking and mexican pancakes on the menu. Sam astonishes us with sexy secrets from the gay world, and boy is there a big nauseating no-no! Mike comes clean, admitting to being douched in Japan. And Eliza stands up for singles, in an enraged rant that’s not to be missed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Enraged Rants & Power Bottoms With Samuel Levi

This week we call Eliza out on her bizarre dating app age range preferences, before she goes head-to-head with a listener over her “ick” theory. Carly gives an exciting libido update….. we have pulsating vagina (PV) liftoff! Mike requests a taste of Carly’s breast milk (plus someone else who loves to chug on her golden jug juice). The show has a big booty call dilemma…. is it faux pas to f*#k mates? How to pick up on keenness cues, and magnificent news as an unlucky-in-love listener finds his unicorn! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boob Juice and Booty Calls

We’ve got a real mixed bag for you this week. Carly kicks off her libido challenge, Mike demands a follower-off, and there’s a heated dork debate! Pat from MAFS returns with more reality TV madness. Where are they now and what does he regret?
We blow the Beck reunion scandal wide open….. was her secret kiss a setup? Carly has some interesting intel of her own that shocks us all.
We also talk about the toll that trolling has taken on some of Pat’s cast-mates, and issue a warning for anyone wanting to find love in the limelight. Then to finish off, the boys tackle listener questions with surprising results! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Libido and Love In The Limelight

Our special guest Pat from MAFS gets a lot more than he bargained for when he stops by this week. Carly introduces us to Prone Boning…. it’s an awkward sex positions conversation that leaves us blushing! We put Pat in the firing line and froth over behind-the-scenes reunion and dinner party secrets. His amazing post show transformation has us gobsmacked, and there’s lots of laughs as we relive the memorable feet clapping moments. Plus, how to poop when you have no privacy! Pat’s love story is one for the ages, and we’re here for it. But brace yourselves for the fisticuffs still to come! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heartbreak Hotel

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