This week on Useless Banter, we’re getting a little cosmic and a lot chaotic. We dive into the juicy world of astrology and break down how to find your Chiron placement (aka your emotional damage in birth chart form 💀). Then we completely switch gears and spiral into Heated Rivalry—the show, the obsession, the moments that had us screaming, and why we cannot shut up about it. And because we’re us… we somehow end up discussing Skittles like it’s a life-altering topic.

It’s healing, it’s hilarious, it’s unhinged—and it’s peak banter.