Everyone is impressed when Heather plays the piano and sings "Dropkick Me Jesus" at a Super Bowl Church Service. But will she be able to fill in when one of "Las Tres Maracadoras" is unable to perform at Brew-Becks? Also includes a "Percussion Poem."

Broadcast on the fictional KCTS Radio station, Greenwood & Company is sponsored by several abysmal products that no one in their right mind would want to buy, and philanthropies dedicated to a number of the most bizarre causes.

*DISCLAIMER: All the characters, settings, and situations depicted in this program, as well as all advertised products and organizations are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to products, events, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Also KCTS-FM "The Kactus" is not an actual radio station.

Opening/Closing Theme: "Wet Sock" by Martin Landstrom: https://www.epidemicsound.com/music/tracks/4474af47-b11d-4acf-ad49-e2fa8a9ac11b/

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