Hogs of all colors and sizes are welcome in this BIG GIRLS edition of the Listcast! (Shoutout to OG Big Girl Oshine.) The Guessy Boiz run down the animals on this here earth that weigh the most and weigh the heights of American Commanders in Chief. Presidential penile prognostication inside, folks; send your own POTUS pecker fanfiction to [email protected]. [CW: references to sexual assault]