Open-carrying oars in public, Johnny Depp barking like a dog and the baffling rise of Depp from outsider actor to one of the most famous people on the planet. Cinesthesia gazes through the 'Secret Window' and are unimpressed by what it holds. David Koepp's 2004 adaptation of Stephen King's novella "Secret Window, Secret Garden" is full of great moments but ultimately serves as a turning point in Depp's career trajectory from untouchable to unremarkable.

Join a filmmaker (and sometimes film teacher) and a film teacher (and sometimes filmmaker) as they venture into the dark heart of their own befuddled relationship to culture, the youth, the internet, friendship, love, hate, time, space and, of course: *m*o*v*i*e*s*. Come hear what we see.