JESUS WEPT and frankly so did I while writing this episode! Who would’ve thought that queer icon Clive Barker’s 1987 horror classic “Hellraiser” would bring up: pleasure vs. pain, heaven vs. hell, why humans eat spicy food, a Hawaiian private Christian school’s religious propaganda, the power of feminine villainy, and a WHOLE BUNCH OF WEIRD SHIT FROM MY CHILDHOOD! I’m as shocked as you are, but this somehow became the Story Time with Sarah Ruthless episode, so enter at your own risk: there shall be no suffering wasted here. (This episode is also an all-record high for how many times I say the word “bewildered.”)