Today, the unholy trinity of hosts is joined by our first guest of the season: the magnate and General Manager of Show Me Ur TDS PLZ — the Week 2 points king and unofficial commissioner of questionable life choices.

This fearsome foursome tackles the glorious pandemonium of Week 2: a behind-the-scenes look at the first trade, locker room gossip that definitely should get us canceled, and, naturally… an early victory lap around the league’s two bottom-feeders, whose franchises are so bad they might qualify for government assistance.