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One evening, Anna sat beside him on the couch with a serious
“Jake, listen, I know I’ve already put a lot of
“Of course I’ll tell you,” Jake said.
“You know that model you showed me earlier, the one
“Yes,” Jake laughed. “Yes, I
“You found those pictures pretty quickly. Have you
"Well, yes," Jake admitted.
"And when you looked, it made you feel...
Jake felt his face turn red. There didn't seem to be any
"Even though she has weird nipples?"
"Anna, look. I don't see her nipples as a negative. It
Anna nodded. "And when you felt aroused, looking at her
"Anna, are you asking if I masturbate when I look at
Anna nodded.
"The answer is yes, of course I do. I'm not proud of
"Why would I tease you? I wouldn't do that."
Jake gave her a doubtful look but saw only sincerity in her
"Do you mind if I ask you more questions?"
Jake laughed. This woman bared her beautiful body to him
"How did it start? Wasn't it weird?"
"It started quite innocently. I somehow noticed it felt
"Were you looking at porn then?"
"Oh no, not at first. I'm not even sure I thought about
"Did you hide it?"
"Well, yes. I clearly sensed this was a private
"And that's it? All positives, no negatives from the
"Oh, I didn't mean to suggest that. I said it started
"Then you stopped?"
Jake shook his head. "Of course not. It felt so good! I
Anna squeezed his hands in hers. "Do you still feel
Jake took a deep breath. "Not the same way. Eventually
"What do you mean?"
"Well, like... I used to try to imagine what every girl
Anna squeezed his hand and was silent for a while in
"What doesn't work?" Jake asked.
"Touching myself. Masturbating. Every time I try it, I
"You've never masturbated?" Jake tried to not
"Not really, no."
Jake hesitated a moment, and then asked, "Is it
"Oh, I've never had sex," Anna said. "Never
Jake shook his head. "No, me neither."
They sat together in silence, the picture of the nude model
Anna took a breath and asked, "What does it feel like
Part of him was expecting this question. He thought about
"It's okay," Anna said with disappointment.
"You're not prying!" Jake said quickly.
Anna's face relaxed. She waited patiently while Jake
"I think it's kind of like sneezing," he said.
Anna looked confused. "What?"
Jake smiled. "Well, kind of. You know that tickle in
Anna looked doubtful. "You're not really selling
Jake laughed. "Well the difference is, unlike a sneeze,
Anna laughed. "If it's that great, why aren't you
Jake's cheeks turned red. "It's not necessarily every
Anna's eyes widened. "Oh." She giggled nervously.
Jake nodded. Anna sat in quiet thought.
"What I'm wondering is," Anna finally said softly,
Jake could only see one interpretation for what she just
"What do you mean?" Jake asked, studying her face
"Would you be willing to... masturbate with me?"
Jake stared at her stupidly.
Anna turned away and moved to stand up. "Sorry, I know
Jake held tight to her hand. "YES!" he blurted
Anna turned back toward him.
"I mean, no that's not weird," Jake continued.
They both laughed. "What's your vision?" Jake
Anna gestured at the computer in Jake's lap. "Do you
Jake laughed. "Can you be more specific?"
"A man and a woman having sex?"
"Okay. Any turn offs?"
"What do you mean?"
"You haven't watched much porn, have you?"
"No," Anna answered.
"That's okay. Let me sketch a typical 'plot' for you.
Anna made a face of disgust. "ON her? Why do they pull
Jake laughed. "Okay noted, what penises do is
Jake felt a little bad confronting her so directly on this.
"I'm sorry, you're right. But I am curious--why is it
"I don't know, I think just so the camera can see the
"Do they always do oral sex? It seems gross to put your
"Not always," Jake said, "though it's very
"Why is gross stuff common in porn? That doesn't seem
Jake thought about how much he'd like to put his mouth on
"Hmm." Anna seemed doubtful.
"You'd prefer something without oral sex?" Jake
"At least to start, please."
Jake found a suitably tasteful example of the genre, put the
The woman in the video took her bra off. She had small
"I like her breasts," Anna said. "She has
"Yes, they're nice." Jake would have preferred to
The woman in the video pulled down the man's pants and
Anna giggled. "Do people really talk that way?"
Jake shrugged. "They do in porn, at least."
"Cock is such a funny word," Anna said. "Is
Jake let out a short laugh. "Believe it or not, I don't
"I think you mean you don't talk to your COCK,"
"Sorry," Jake said. "It's not the video. This
"It is awkward, but we can overcome it," Anna
Jake spoke slowly, feeling nervous. "I hold my...
"Cock," Anna corrected with a smile.
"Okay, I hold my cock, and I squeeze until it is hard.
Anna nodded, staring at his limp dick.
"How about..." Jake swallowed. "How about
Anna laughed. "Well as I explained I don't really know
"Okay, I know, but what have you tried? What is your...
Anna frowned. "Just general rubbing around my vulva, I
"Any particular places?"
"I've read I should focus on my clitoris, but that's
"Do you put your finger... inside?" Jake asked.
"Oh no," Anna said, shaking her head. Then,
Jake shook his head. "Not at all. There's nothing
For a moment they sat in silence watching the video.
"Come on, slow poke," she said with a smile.
Jake took hold of his shrunken dick.
"This isn't so bad," Anna said. "How are you
"Doing okay," Jake said.
"Then let's start stroking."
Jake started rolling his limp dick between his fingers
"That's more like it," Anna said, nodding at his
Jake took this opportunity to look over at Anna, her
"Much," he answered. "How are you doing? Is
"I think so. It's still weird, isn't it?"
"Pretty weird!" Jake agreed.
In the video, the man was now fingering the woman. She was
"Wow," Anna said.
Eager for any opportunity to turn his head in her direction,
"That woman's labia are enormous!"
"Hmmm, I suppose they're reasonably prominent,"
"Reasonably prominent? They don't even fit in her
Jake laughed. "Okay, yes. But based on my, uh,
Anna sat up a little and leaned down to look between her
"But look, they're so much bigger than mine!"
Jake took in the sight of her inner pinkness glistening with
"You're so beautiful," Jake blurted out.
Anna laughed. "Right," she said with sarcasm.
"Beautiful," Jake repeated, looking her in the eye
Anna looked away in embarrassment and leaned back on the
"She seems to like that," Anna said. The woman in
Jake giggled.
"Come on, Jake!"
"Pussy," Jake said, quietly.
"Pussy!" Anna said, louder.
"Pussy!" Jake matched her.
"PUSSY!!" Anna nearly yelled. The woman in the
"It totally does," Jake said. "Or it can.
Anna sighed. "I don't know. It feels nice touching
In the video the man pulled his dick up to the woman's
"That's kind of beautiful," Anna said.
"It is," Jake agreed, thinking about Anna.
They watched together while the couple in the video had sex,
"Oh," Anna said as she looked over at Jake.
"It's not that, exactly," Jake said while idly
"That is sweet of you, but I'm afraid my equipment
"Are you sure you want to give up right away?"
Anna's face looked determined. She shook her head.
"No, I'm not giving up," Anna said. "But,
"Have you ever tried, um," Jake regretted his idea
Anna laughed. "You mean, like, shoot a stream of water
"Well, not so much 'into' as 'at.' I don't know, it was
"Heard? From who?"
"I guess what I should say is I've seen videos of women
"Show me," she said, nodding toward the computer.
Anna contemplated for a moment and nodded. "Okay, sure,
Anna turned on the tub faucet about halfway, just to a
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By darrenr. Listen to the
One evening, Anna sat beside him on the couch with a serious
“Jake, listen, I know I’ve already put a lot of
“Of course I’ll tell you,” Jake said.
“You know that model you showed me earlier, the one
“Yes,” Jake laughed. “Yes, I
“You found those pictures pretty quickly. Have you
"Well, yes," Jake admitted.
"And when you looked, it made you feel...
Jake felt his face turn red. There didn't seem to be any
"Even though she has weird nipples?"
"Anna, look. I don't see her nipples as a negative. It
Anna nodded. "And when you felt aroused, looking at her
"Anna, are you asking if I masturbate when I look at
Anna nodded.
"The answer is yes, of course I do. I'm not proud of
"Why would I tease you? I wouldn't do that."
Jake gave her a doubtful look but saw only sincerity in her
"Do you mind if I ask you more questions?"
Jake laughed. This woman bared her beautiful body to him
"How did it start? Wasn't it weird?"
"It started quite innocently. I somehow noticed it felt
"Were you looking at porn then?"
"Oh no, not at first. I'm not even sure I thought about
"Did you hide it?"
"Well, yes. I clearly sensed this was a private
"And that's it? All positives, no negatives from the
"Oh, I didn't mean to suggest that. I said it started
"Then you stopped?"
Jake shook his head. "Of course not. It felt so good! I
Anna squeezed his hands in hers. "Do you still feel
Jake took a deep breath. "Not the same way. Eventually
"What do you mean?"
"Well, like... I used to try to imagine what every girl
Anna squeezed his hand and was silent for a while in
"What doesn't work?" Jake asked.
"Touching myself. Masturbating. Every time I try it, I
"You've never masturbated?" Jake tried to not
"Not really, no."
Jake hesitated a moment, and then asked, "Is it
"Oh, I've never had sex," Anna said. "Never
Jake shook his head. "No, me neither."
They sat together in silence, the picture of the nude model
Anna took a breath and asked, "What does it feel like
Part of him was expecting this question. He thought about
"It's okay," Anna said with disappointment.
"You're not prying!" Jake said quickly.
Anna's face relaxed. She waited patiently while Jake
"I think it's kind of like sneezing," he said.
Anna looked confused. "What?"
Jake smiled. "Well, kind of. You know that tickle in
Anna looked doubtful. "You're not really selling
Jake laughed. "Well the difference is, unlike a sneeze,
Anna laughed. "If it's that great, why aren't you
Jake's cheeks turned red. "It's not necessarily every
Anna's eyes widened. "Oh." She giggled nervously.
Jake nodded. Anna sat in quiet thought.
"What I'm wondering is," Anna finally said softly,
Jake could only see one interpretation for what she just
"What do you mean?" Jake asked, studying her face
"Would you be willing to... masturbate with me?"
Jake stared at her stupidly.
Anna turned away and moved to stand up. "Sorry, I know
Jake held tight to her hand. "YES!" he blurted
Anna turned back toward him.
"I mean, no that's not weird," Jake continued.
They both laughed. "What's your vision?" Jake
Anna gestured at the computer in Jake's lap. "Do you
Jake laughed. "Can you be more specific?"
"A man and a woman having sex?"
"Okay. Any turn offs?"
"What do you mean?"
"You haven't watched much porn, have you?"
"No," Anna answered.
"That's okay. Let me sketch a typical 'plot' for you.
Anna made a face of disgust. "ON her? Why do they pull
Jake laughed. "Okay noted, what penises do is
Jake felt a little bad confronting her so directly on this.
"I'm sorry, you're right. But I am curious--why is it
"I don't know, I think just so the camera can see the
"Do they always do oral sex? It seems gross to put your
"Not always," Jake said, "though it's very
"Why is gross stuff common in porn? That doesn't seem
Jake thought about how much he'd like to put his mouth on
"Hmm." Anna seemed doubtful.
"You'd prefer something without oral sex?" Jake
"At least to start, please."
Jake found a suitably tasteful example of the genre, put the
The woman in the video took her bra off. She had small
"I like her breasts," Anna said. "She has
"Yes, they're nice." Jake would have preferred to
The woman in the video pulled down the man's pants and
Anna giggled. "Do people really talk that way?"
Jake shrugged. "They do in porn, at least."
"Cock is such a funny word," Anna said. "Is
Jake let out a short laugh. "Believe it or not, I don't
"I think you mean you don't talk to your COCK,"
"Sorry," Jake said. "It's not the video. This
"It is awkward, but we can overcome it," Anna
Jake spoke slowly, feeling nervous. "I hold my...
"Cock," Anna corrected with a smile.
"Okay, I hold my cock, and I squeeze until it is hard.
Anna nodded, staring at his limp dick.
"How about..." Jake swallowed. "How about
Anna laughed. "Well as I explained I don't really know
"Okay, I know, but what have you tried? What is your...
Anna frowned. "Just general rubbing around my vulva, I
"Any particular places?"
"I've read I should focus on my clitoris, but that's
"Do you put your finger... inside?" Jake asked.
"Oh no," Anna said, shaking her head. Then,
Jake shook his head. "Not at all. There's nothing
For a moment they sat in silence watching the video.
"Come on, slow poke," she said with a smile.
Jake took hold of his shrunken dick.
"This isn't so bad," Anna said. "How are you
"Doing okay," Jake said.
"Then let's start stroking."
Jake started rolling his limp dick between his fingers
"That's more like it," Anna said, nodding at his
Jake took this opportunity to look over at Anna, her
"Much," he answered. "How are you doing? Is
"I think so. It's still weird, isn't it?"
"Pretty weird!" Jake agreed.
In the video, the man was now fingering the woman. She was
"Wow," Anna said.
Eager for any opportunity to turn his head in her direction,
"That woman's labia are enormous!"
"Hmmm, I suppose they're reasonably prominent,"
"Reasonably prominent? They don't even fit in her
Jake laughed. "Okay, yes. But based on my, uh,
Anna sat up a little and leaned down to look between her
"But look, they're so much bigger than mine!"
Jake took in the sight of her inner pinkness glistening with
"You're so beautiful," Jake blurted out.
Anna laughed. "Right," she said with sarcasm.
"Beautiful," Jake repeated, looking her in the eye
Anna looked away in embarrassment and leaned back on the
"She seems to like that," Anna said. The woman in
Jake giggled.
"Come on, Jake!"
"Pussy," Jake said, quietly.
"Pussy!" Anna said, louder.
"Pussy!" Jake matched her.
"PUSSY!!" Anna nearly yelled. The woman in the
"It totally does," Jake said. "Or it can.
Anna sighed. "I don't know. It feels nice touching
In the video the man pulled his dick up to the woman's
"That's kind of beautiful," Anna said.
"It is," Jake agreed, thinking about Anna.
They watched together while the couple in the video had sex,
"Oh," Anna said as she looked over at Jake.
"It's not that, exactly," Jake said while idly
"That is sweet of you, but I'm afraid my equipment
"Are you sure you want to give up right away?"
Anna's face looked determined. She shook her head.
"No, I'm not giving up," Anna said. "But,
"Have you ever tried, um," Jake regretted his idea
Anna laughed. "You mean, like, shoot a stream of water
"Well, not so much 'into' as 'at.' I don't know, it was
"Heard? From who?"
"I guess what I should say is I've seen videos of women
"Show me," she said, nodding toward the computer.
Anna contemplated for a moment and nodded. "Okay, sure,
Anna turned on the tub faucet about halfway, just to a

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